Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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