Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
this boner is exhausting
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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