...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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