Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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