I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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