I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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