So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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