I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
She's like a pop up book from hell.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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