How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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