Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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