he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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