If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
May the power of my ass compel you!!
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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