I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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