Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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