i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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