No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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