Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
The best revenge is premature balding
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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