best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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