Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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