im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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