My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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