id be glad to
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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