Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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