No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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