quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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