I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
only if we run a train.
done.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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