there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
She even gives head with a lisp.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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