Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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