You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
There's always time for handjobs
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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