Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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