): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i dont even know how to be here
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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