i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
operation have a gay friend backfired
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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