Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
