I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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