That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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