You're so nebulous sometimes
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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