Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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