Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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