having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Randomize
