and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
North Korea, Best Korea!
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
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