Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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