Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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