As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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