did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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