batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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