I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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