I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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