he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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