so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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