I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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