i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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